{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["16708", "215", "The best Cooperfish ever?", 49, "tentoesed", "Aug 7, 2008", "2008-08-06T20:48:34-0400", "mad dog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tentoesed and Kiwi great philosophy -\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmonkey boy grow up -\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tActually mad dog, I don't got no philosophy, I'm just reading from cue cards with a gun to my head.              \n\n\n\n                                  (Please send for help!)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs for Monkey Boy, I think he's from Jersey, or thereabouts, and THOSE guys all seem to have anal regions that are all kinda' festered up for one reason or another. They're all kinda' an ornery bunch but I think he really is a pretty good chap.\n\n\n\nI could be wrong though.:?"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["16708"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.5594950016529765, "license": "Public Domain"}