{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["1340", "17", "Sano weekend", 317, "g-coast", "Jul 26, 2005", "2005-07-26T04:13:47-0400", "My youger bro, the flight attendant for United in DC said he might show for a couple of days.  I won't be holding my breath.  This is a guy who calls me and says\"Dude, I'll be in Surfside on this date so make sure you're around man\".  3 weeks later I'll call him to see if he's dead and remind him of his prior commitment and he'll respond \"Dude, why would I say that?  I was in Rio that day, man;  on vacation bro\".  Anywho, he sent me this pick he took of someone named Ponch from CHIPs.  I aint sure if he's referring to Buffalo or Potato, but I'm sure my man Chuck Norris could kick his ass.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["1340"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.8891600009519607, "license": "Public Domain"}