{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["103266", "2976", "Amazing!!", 99, "sightpoint", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:54:33-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As a teacher...hell..he'd BETTER know..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThis is akin to parents coming to teacher conferences with some obscure science trivia and trying to involve me in a conversation about it to somehow relate to me.  There are bigger fish to fry."]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["103266"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.6712289996357867, "license": "Public Domain"}