{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "rows": [["10027", "134", "Why do some folks skip waxing the nose?", 16, "g-coast", "Jul 27, 2007", "2007-07-27T01:45:43-0400", "SCsurfah\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tha's worse than old folks walking around with their underwear on the outside.  At least they have the excuse of being old and senile.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tHahahhaha.  I went to Golden Corral for the first time a few years back to chow down on the lunch buffet.  Pretty impressive,,,except fot the old people.  One old coot had his cathetar piss bag hanging over his belt and exposed on his hip.  Gak.  Then at the dessert area this one old bag took a spoon and scooped up some crap ( looked liked bread pudding,,gag),,dumped it on her plate,,,then took her finger and ran it in the scoop of the spoon to get it all off,,,then put the spoon back and smiled at me and caned herself away.  Aint never been back.  I can't wait to get old"]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "primary_key_values": ["10027"], "units": {}, "query_ms": 0.629789999948116, "license": "Public Domain"}