{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "is_view": false, "human_description_en": "where thread_id = 508", "rows": [["45653", "508", "a note from the source.", 1, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T14:23:19-0400", "so i was at the journal the other day speaking about pig gatherings and what not... my buddy there mentioned comments from the thread below and (perhaps) threads other places :\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[link removed]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nit was entertaining to say the least when you consider the following excerpt in a journal from 2002 about a fella named \"Ray Stewart\" . apparently this guy \"Ray\" sent tremendous amounts of material to the journal trying to lure them into doing a feature on him.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmy buddy Scott from the Journal sent me the following:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Hey Mike,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe attached photo is from a 2002 copy of TSJ. We fielded repeated PR\n\n\n\nmaterials from \"Ray.\" Pezman found his outsider ethos charming enough to\n\n\n\nriff on in his \"Surfing Around\" column.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWe have never considered \"Ray\" for a feature article, never assigned such a\n\n\n\npiece, have no knowledge of a reporter/spy/writer named \"Dove,\" and know\n\n\n\nnothing of his wife, who \"Ray\" claims we sought to interview in a piece\n\n\n\ndesigned to injure his \"reputation.\" The entire tale\u00e2\u20ac\u00b9which he takes pains to\n\n\n\nintroduce as \"the truth\"\u00e2\u20ac\u00b9 is a figment. Confirmation of such an endeavor\n\n\n\ncould have been investigated with an email to us here at TSJ by \"Ray\"\n\n\n\nhimself. Of course he didn't do that, as the entire construct is sheer\n\n\n\nfabrication.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nScott\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["45654", "508", "a note from the source.", 2, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T14:30:00-0400", "Well, that should about do it then. Lies are funny things."], ["45655", "508", "a note from the source.", 3, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T14:30:57-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Well, that should about do it then. Lies are funny things.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nwe'll see!"], ["45656", "508", "a note from the source.", 4, "FirstPointEric", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T15:31:20-0400", "Things about Ray/Roy/Stewart/Stuart just seem to get curiouser and curiouser, don't they? \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n :shock::shock:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPS: Should Interpol get involved?  Perhaps Clouseau?   \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPPS: I happen to be listening to \"It's A Shame About Ray\" by the Lemonheads.  Coinkidink?  I think not!"], ["45657", "508", "a note from the source.", 5, "Wade In The Waves", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T15:51:00-0400", "Seriously, I think someone sharted."], ["45658", "508", "a note from the source.", 6, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:00:50-0400", "Semper Fi Surfer\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Seriously, I think someone sharted.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["45659", "508", "a note from the source.", 7, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:37:03-0400", "Well, I was contacted by a lady from Santa Cruz called Joni Martin, who told me that she writes for the Surfer's Journal and that she wanted to do an interview on behalf of the Journal.  She enlisted a photographer from NZ ( Jane Dove Juneau ) and we proceeded from there during June 2008.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJoni behaved as I have described during the two day interview.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf there were any lies involved with the event they certainly didn't come from my camp.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://www.facebook.com/joni.martin.7393\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.roystuart.biz/2008/06/interview-time.html"], ["45660", "508", "a note from the source.", 8, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:39:54-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Well, that should about do it then. Lies are funny things.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI suggest that you be more careful before accusing me of lying just because some magazine wallah chooses to deny any knowledge of what happened.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45661", "508", "a note from the source.", 9, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:46:26-0400", "I have just sent this message to Joni:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Hi Joni, \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA letter has just been published which was written by Scott Hulet from the Surfer's Journal' accusing me of lying when I said that you came to interview me on behalf of the Journal. As I'm sure you can understand this is seriously defamatory and I'd appreciate it if you could email me admin@roystuart.biz to confirm that you told me that you were requesting an interview on behalf of the Journal. I recall that no promise was made to run an article, but that you repeatedly stated that you worked for the Journal and had discussed the interview with them.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRegards\n\n\n\nRoy"], ["45662", "508", "a note from the source.", 10, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:48:06-0400", "Also I've never called myself Ray."], ["45663", "508", "a note from the source.", 11, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:49:47-0400", "During the interview:"], ["45666", "508", "a note from the source.", 12, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T16:56:34-0400", "FirstPointEric\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Things about Ray/Roy/Stewart/Stuart just seem to get curiouser and curiouser, don't they?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n :shock::shock:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPS: Should Interpol get involved?  Perhaps Clouseau?   \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPPS: I happen to be listening to \"It's A Shame About Ray\" by the Lemonheads.  Coinkidink?  I think not!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThey can't even get a man's name right in print.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nScott Hulet is lying and his letter is defamatory.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nF*ck him!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI sent 3 or four personal emails commenting on his articles and showing him what I did.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45667", "508", "a note from the source.", 13, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:01:51-0400", "You wore pj's during an interview. Nice."], ["45668", "508", "a note from the source.", 14, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:04:07-0400", "Email sent to Jane dove Juneau today:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHi Jane,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm wondering if you have any photos available from the interview we did with Joni Martin from the 'Surfer's Journal' back in 2008.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRegards,\n\n\n\nRoy"], ["45669", "508", "a note from the source.", 15, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:05:13-0400", "so much for \"ignore list\"!!!!!"], ["45671", "508", "a note from the source.", 16, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:16:42-0400", "Watch your f*cking mouth.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMessage sent to Scott Hulet today:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\" To Mr Scott Hulet.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA defamatory letter from you has just been published online, accusing me of lying regarding an interview with Joni Martin in 2008. Joni contacted me during 2008 requesting an interview on behalf of the Surfer's Journal. We proceeded with the interview during June 2008 along with an NZ photographer by the name of Jane Dove Juneau whom Joni enlisted for the job.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJoni spoke freely and enthusiastically about her work for the Journal and said several times that she was conducting the interview on behalf of the Journal.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis defamation is a very serious matter.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI have also never called myself 'Ray'.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\""], ["45672", "508", "a note from the source.", 17, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:19:06-0400", "[link removed]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[link removed]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nsilly Ray err.. Roy......"], ["45674", "508", "a note from the source.", 18, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:21:09-0400", "Did she remember the pj's? ... I mean, I would. I'd be headed back to the combi parked aside the shed between the bus and the wood pile and be all, \"f#%k, you check his beard?\" And the photographer'd be like \"dude, Rasputin knew we were comin right?\" And Little Dove would bust out a Festus-esque jigg and say \"by gum, you miscreants get offan my property lickitty split now!\" We'd laugh and jump in th'truck and buckle up and I'd mention the plaid PJ's and we would speed off and at some point I'd ask the photog chick if she does coke and she'd be nice but dismissive."], ["45676", "508", "a note from the source.", 19, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:25:00-0400", ".. and yes Joni Martin has worked for the Surfer's Journal:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.surfersjournal.com/issues/746"], ["45677", "508", "a note from the source.", 20, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:25:57-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Did she remember the pj's? ... I mean, I would. I'd be headed back to the combi parked aside the shed between the bus and the wood pile and be all, \"f#%k, you check his beard?\" And the photographer'd be like \"dude, Rasputin knew we were comin right?\" And Little Dove would bust out a Festus-esque jigg and say \"by gum, you miscreants get offan my property lickitty split now!\" We'd laugh and jump in th'truck and buckle up and I'd mention the plaid PJ's and we would speed off and at some point I'd ask the photog chick if she does coke and she'd be nice but dismissive.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\noh hell yessss!"], ["45678", "508", "a note from the source.", 21, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:26:56-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            .. and yes Joni Martin has worked for the Surfer's Journal:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.surfersjournal.com/issues/746\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n2002 does not equal 2008 Roy."], ["45679", "508", "a note from the source.", 22, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T17:27:37-0400", "btw 2 pages!!!"], ["45680", "508", "a note from the source.", 23, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T18:08:59-0400", "Pez would call three days later. \"Yeah?\" ... \"What?\" ... \"How many kids does he have?\" \"f#%k man, who cares, he's got a passle, like Eleventy Four.\" \"Listen Pez, this guys nuts like a Snickers bar\" ... \"Yeah, I like em too\" ... \"He's nuts as f#%k but he's on to somethi here Pezzy!\" \"Sure, yeah frozen is good too\"... \"f#%k man what I'm saying here is that these f#%kin canoes are legit and just far superior to any of the shitlogs that our advertising dildoes are peddling or will ever peddle. We gotta crush this clown man, bury his crusty ass so the word doesn't get out pr we're all fucked!\""], ["45681", "508", "a note from the source.", 24, "SMUKES", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T18:09:05-0400", "[No message]"], ["45682", "508", "a note from the source.", 25, "Guest", "Mar 13, 2013", "2013-03-13T18:25:10-0400", "5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell off and bumped his head... mommy called the doctor and the doctor said...."], ["45683", "508", "a note from the source.", 26, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-13T22:48:47-0400", "This thread made my day"], ["45684", "508", "a note from the source.", 27, "DanSan", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-13T23:06:23-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            During the interview:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ntell me about your childhood ..ray..\n\n\n\nwhen did ..you first start believing..you were the \n\n\n\nnoah of surfing..and had to build these \"arks\"\n\n\n\nto save it?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwell doctor..it all began..."], ["45686", "508", "a note from the source.", 28, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T02:07:23-0400", "DanSan\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            During the interview:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ntell me about your childhood ..ray..\n\n\n\nwhen did ..you first start believing..you were the \n\n\n\nnoah of surfing..and had to build these \"arks\"\n\n\n\nto save it?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwell doctor..it all began...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThis pic is my new screensaver"], ["45687", "508", "a note from the source.", 29, "FirstPointEric", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T02:12:26-0400", "But you gotta give the guy credit: at least he wore his nicest tunic for the photos. The pajama bottoms were clearly a fashionista faux pas, however. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe boards look cool, though. The fin on the one in the middle of the above photo looks like Greenough Stage 6, one of my favorite fins, though RayRoy's has far less rake.   \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPS: Thanks Dan San for the guffaw.  +2"], ["45688", "508", "a note from the source.", 30, "Wade In The Waves", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T03:34:29-0400", "I don't care what anybody says, if you don't start laughing while reading this thread there is something wrong with you."], ["45689", "508", "a note from the source.", 31, "DanSan", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T05:40:37-0400", "FirstPointEric\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            But you gotta give the guy credit: at least he wore his nicest tunic for the photos. The pajama bottoms were clearly a fashionista faux pas, however.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe boards look cool, though. The fin on the one in the middle of the above photo looks like Greenough Stage 6, one of my favorite fins, though\u00c2 RayRoy's\u00c2 has far less rake.\u00c2  \u00c2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEric\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPS: Thanks Dan San for the guffaw.\u00c2  +2\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ni do have my moments...as a first class smart ass..\n\n\n\nseriously  it's a matter of taste , etc\n\n\n\nyou either think jackson pollock is a gifted artist..genius\n\n\n\nor a drunk with marginal talents and an inner ear balance problem\n\n\n\nthat causes him to make a mess\n\n\n\ni'm kinda the former on that\n\n\n\nya know...same with raymbo..\n\n\n\nwe just can't lose perspective and sense of humor...\n\n\n\nother than all bets are off or on\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni do dig his braveheart tartan jammies...laddy"], ["45690", "508", "a note from the source.", 32, "Big D", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T06:46:14-0400", "EcBob\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDanSan\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            During the interview:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ntell me about your childhood ..ray..\n\n\n\nwhen did ..you first start believing..you were the \n\n\n\nnoah of surfing..and had to build these \"arks\"\n\n\n\nto save it?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwell doctor..it all began...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThis pic is my new screensaver\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThat one at the bottom with the wider tail and larger base fin set back must be the noserider. Getting locked in on a Raglan wave with that thing must be all time.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIs that a wall behind you guys or a giant board tilted on its side?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBig D"], ["45691", "508", "a note from the source.", 33, "davey", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T07:24:29-0400", "Now I know what mob mentality means, how about you guys form a posse and lynch old Roy, that might make you feel better. Sheesh"], ["45692", "508", "a note from the source.", 34, "Guest", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T07:27:54-0400", "davey\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Now I know what mob mentality means, how about you guys form a posse and lynch old Roy, that might make you feel better. Sheesh\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAt the risk of getting attacked, Davey is totally right.  Leave the guy alone."], ["45693", "508", "a note from the source.", 35, "dingdong", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T07:32:30-0400", "I doubt if you guys have to worry about Roy being attacked, anyone that can wear that awesome orange wetsuit is pretty much impervious to all threats, plus he's like Bill Belichick (see cut off tunic above in picture) and doesn't give a sh***t about what the rest of the world thinks. Go Roy! I for one think you've got PERSONALITY."], ["45694", "508", "a note from the source.", 36, "Guest", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T07:38:47-0400", "dingdong\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I doubt if you guys have to worry about Roy being attacked, anyone that can wear that awesome orange wetsuit is pretty much impervious to all threats, plus he's like Bill Belichick (see cut off tunic above in picture) and doesn't give a sh***t about what the rest of the world thinks. Go Roy! I for one think you've got PERSONALITY.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n.:?:?"], ["45695", "508", "a note from the source.", 37, "Ticowannabe", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T07:51:41-0400", "XStepper\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndavey\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Now I know what mob mentality means, how about you guys form a posse and lynch old Roy, that might make you feel better. Sheesh\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAt the risk of getting attacked, Davey is totally right.  Leave the guy alone.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOk, there is a fair amount of relatively cleaver humor in this thread and i know Roy has brought some of this on himself, but really, got to go with Davey and X on this.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGang up, group humor at someone's expense has got to be the easiest and lowest form.\n\n\n\nkind of hope you have/find your back-up on this Roy...but even then the hyper clever (of which you contend to be one as well) will enjoy the next chapter of sparring."], ["45696", "508", "a note from the source.", 38, "SMUKES", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:14:11-0400", "Please nobody mention \"Aloha\" ... This is far less inflammatory or absurd than some of the kooky s&*t Roy's posted previously folks. Like the us military rape squad s&*t or how Gene's calendar models were whores or this or that about the status quo... he'll be fine."], ["45697", "508", "a note from the source.", 39, "DanSan", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:26:20-0400", "oh come'on now\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwe all know\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\na- he brings upon himself\n\n\n\nb- he loves the attention and free publicity\n\n\n\nc- he isn't losing sleep over what anyone of us think..good or bad\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nagain lets keep perspective ..here..and sense of humor..everyday\n\n\n\nlife is gnarley enough...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nin fact i would be extremely dissapointed if he ever does a 180,\n\n\n\nand caves..he has a his right to fully carry out his convictions\n\n\n\nand we of course have a right to agree or not\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni've more important things to worry about..like \n\n\n\nhow the fuck the patriots could let brady's #1 target /welker\n\n\n\ngo to their strongest conference rival..jeez..this is serious stuff"], ["45698", "508", "a note from the source.", 40, "kiwi", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:28:00-0400", "Whore definition, a woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, usually for money; prostitute; harlot; strumpet. Insert Pornstar here &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;"], ["45699", "508", "a note from the source.", 41, "Big D", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:28:09-0400", "Attached files"], ["45700", "508", "a note from the source.", 42, "Guest", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:33:54-0400", "aloha experience -Getting a hand job through a grass skirt while drinking mai tai's before getting laied."], ["45701", "508", "a note from the source.", 43, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:35:22-0400", "Abuse and 'humour' is fine, but the defamation from Hulet and Black is not so cool.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe evidence is on the thread already, I've been telling the truth. Joni Martin did  work for the Journal, she did contact me asking for an interview on their behalf, and the interview happened.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf Black and Hulet  had a shred of decency they would retract the public accusation of lying.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nUnfortunately they don't.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45702", "508", "a note from the source.", 44, "Ticowannabe", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:39:58-0400", "I'm going to open with one Aloha (not by x's definition) and raise you two Stokes...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nif what we are going for is less inflammatory and less absurd than Roy...... \"nailed it!\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust looks like little boys scuffling in the dirt to me\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand yes you may call me Dad ......\nBitches!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngot to admit i have laughed a few times during this thread...maybe i just feel guilty"], ["45703", "508", "a note from the source.", 45, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:40:53-0400", ""], ["45704", "508", "a note from the source.", 46, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:42:38-0400", "From Joni Martin today:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Hi Roy, I work as a freelance writer, not as an employee of Surfers Journal. Yes, I did come to interview you for an article that I had proposed to Christian Beamish, who was working for Surfers Journal as their associate editor at the time. Christian had said the article was of strong interest to him, although there wasn't a guarantee it would be published, but after doing the interview, I ended up struggling to put the story together in a way that I was happy with or felt you would be happy with, and I did not complete it before Christian ended up leaving the publication. I am very sorry that I didn't get in touch with you to let you know what happened with the story. I would be happy to contact Scott Hulet and let him know what happened. I have not been actively writing for publication in the last several years because I haven't had the time to do so.\""], ["45705", "508", "a note from the source.", 47, "SMUKES", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T08:54:02-0400", "Oh snap."], ["45706", "508", "a note from the source.", 48, "dingdong", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:02:27-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            During the interview:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nJoni: \"so Ray...these fins look like penises\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRay: \"you like?\""], ["45707", "508", "a note from the source.", 49, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:06:35-0400", "The fact of the matter is that Gnar Gnar's attempt to show that I'm lying has backfired completely as I'm telling the truth and Scott Hulet is lying.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRather than admit to this demonstrated fact he and others of his ilk are attempting to cover it up with crass jokes.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFrankly, Gnar Gnar is obviously consumed with jealousy.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45708", "508", "a note from the source.", 50, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:07:12-0400", "FYI Scott Hulet cannot change my name."], ["45709", "508", "a note from the source.", 51, "Fubar", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:07:27-0400", "Just goes to show you how hard it is to get PR for your endeavors.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Nothing wrong with that, IMO)"], ["45710", "508", "a note from the source.", 52, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:20:45-0400", "It shows that Scott Hulet is a liar,that's what it shows.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nKind of par for the course though, 'Surfer' devoted a full page to printing lies about me recently.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGetting PR is easy, and I've turned down lots of requests for interviews and magazine articles ( including repeated requests from 'Slide') over the past few years... with good reason."], ["45711", "508", "a note from the source.", 53, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:21:55-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            From Joni Martin today:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Hi Roy, I work as a freelance writer, not as an employee of Surfers Journal. Yes, I did come to interview you for an article that I had proposed to Christian Beamish, who was working for Surfers Journal as their associate editor at the time. Christian had said the article was of strong interest to him, although there wasn't a guarantee it would be published, but after doing the interview, I ended up struggling to put the story together in a way that I was happy with or felt you would be happy with, and I did not complete it before Christian ended up leaving the publication. I am very sorry that I didn't get in touch with you to let you know what happened with the story. I would be happy to contact Scott Hulet and let him know what happened. I have not been actively writing for publication in the last several years because I haven't had the time to do so.\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["45712", "508", "a note from the source.", 54, "515", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:23:46-0400", "Is there anyone here besides me who doesn't give a rat's ass?"], ["45713", "508", "a note from the source.", 55, "Wade In The Waves", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:27:45-0400", "I'm with you Jdogger.  Let's go to the Pizza Port and grab some Pizza and a beer.  Who's in?"], ["45714", "508", "a note from the source.", 56, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:32:51-0400", "Jdogger I care only enough to set the record straight, you care only enough to post that you don't care."], ["45715", "508", "a note from the source.", 57, "Guest", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:33:28-0400", "I'm with you Jdogger.  Let's go to the Pizza Port and grab some Pizza and a beer.  Who's in?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["45716", "508", "a note from the source.", 58, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:33:50-0400", "I&lt;3 whores...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand Ray Stewtard brings 99.9 percent of it on himself. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe's either the best long term troll ever or is a douche, either way this picking doesn't bother him, or he would've left the boards long ago"], ["45717", "508", "a note from the source.", 59, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:34:47-0400", "Ladies and Gentlemen, \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart has Kissinger taking notes. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNamast\u00c3\u00a9,\n\n\n\ndogleg"], ["45718", "508", "a note from the source.", 60, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:43:18-0400", "If that email from Joni is not fabricated like the rest of your life Ray, it sounds like what you told her sucked so hard that she couldn't make anything good from it. Sounds like she walked away laughing"], ["45719", "508", "a note from the source.", 61, "Wade In The Waves", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T09:46:32-0400", "I am surfing in three hours with Ticowannabe, whether it's overhead to a squirrel or not.  That is a fact."], ["45720", "508", "a note from the source.", 62, "SdSurferguy", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:35:15-0400", "Semper Fi Surfer\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I am surfing in three hours with Ticowannabe, whether it's overhead to a squirrel or not.  That is a fact.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNice! I'm doing my first after work session of the year. Even if all I do is paddle around and pee in my wetsuit"], ["45721", "508", "a note from the source.", 63, "Ticowannabe", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:43:36-0400", "SdSurferguy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSemper Fi Surfer\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I am surfing in three hours with Ticowannabe, whether it's overhead to a squirrel or not.  That is a fact.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nNice! I'm doing my first after work session of the year. Even if all I do is paddle around and pee in my wetsuit\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n:shock:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ntoday....glider, noserider, glider, noserider, glider, noserider? What a quandary...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhope this weekend shapes up well"], ["45722", "508", "a note from the source.", 64, "SMUKES", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:48:01-0400", "Ray is right goddammit. We need to get to the bottom of this cabal and discover the truth. I'm with you Ray. 100%. LIARS!"], ["45723", "508", "a note from the source.", 65, "Ticowannabe", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:50:18-0400", "you sir are irrepressible...and that is one of your good points!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngotta meet you smukes"], ["45724", "508", "a note from the source.", 66, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:55:56-0400", "EcBob\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I<3 whores...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand Ray Stewtard brings 99.9 percent of it on himself.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe's either the best long term troll ever or is a douche, either way this picking doesn't bother him, or he would've left the boards long ago\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMy name is Roy... not only do you lack the decency to acknowledge that I am telling the truth regarding the interview in question, you insist upon changing my name to Ray, while insulting me further.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou support lies if it suits your agenda. This should bother you a lot more than it bothers me, the fact that it doesn't is revealing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45725", "508", "a note from the source.", 67, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:58:37-0400", "EcBob\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            If that email from Joni is not fabricated like the rest of your life\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAsk her then, Joni can be messaged on Facebook.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt's Scott Hulet who is lying.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45726", "508", "a note from the source.", 68, "Guest", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T10:59:04-0400", ""], ["45727", "508", "a note from the source.", 69, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:00:38-0400", "Not one of you on this thread is prepared to admit that Hulet is lying and is thus way out of line.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo conscience it seems."], ["45728", "508", "a note from the source.", 70, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:22:05-0400", "Well, there's ample evidence that you're flippity flopping more than Bill Crosby trying to describe Jello in an earthquake.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNo consistency, it seems."], ["45729", "508", "a note from the source.", 71, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:43:04-0400", "What BS I've been entirely consistent throughout."], ["45730", "508", "a note from the source.", 72, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:54:49-0400", "One clarification: Joni informs me that she has been surfing for 27 years, not 2."], ["45731", "508", "a note from the source.", 73, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:57:08-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEcBob\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            If that email from Joni is not fabricated like the rest of your life\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAsk her then, Joni can be messaged on Facebook.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt's Scott Hulet who is lying.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'm not going to bug the poor women in order to confirm that you are someone with poor social skills that struggles with the truth, and if you were ignoring gnar and I like you are supposed to be, this thread would not have the life it does. You are correct though this thread has all the proof we need, that confirms what we already knew.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBTW did you get your tunic locally in NZ? I'd like to get one for some LARPing I am doing this weekend"], ["45732", "508", "a note from the source.", 74, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:58:10-0400", "Names, dates, accounts of the interview, not getting published, bias towards the magazine & interviewers, and constant denial.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah, you're right."], ["45733", "508", "a note from the source.", 75, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T11:59:42-0400", "I miss eighties sweaters, wonder if I can get pajama pants in that print"], ["45734", "508", "a note from the source.", 76, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:01:48-0400", "dogleg\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Names, dates, accounts of the interview, not getting published, bias towards the magazine & interviewers, and constant denial.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah, you're right.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nUnbelievable!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEven though Scott Hulet posted a complete lie and I've been truthful throughout, you try to twist it that I've been inconsistent and in 'denial'.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhat a jerk... time to face the fact that Hulet lied."], ["45735", "508", "a note from the source.", 77, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:03:54-0400", "Ray ray ray, do we all need to fly to NZ for an intervention for you?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIs this a cry for help?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWe are here to help"], ["45736", "508", "a note from the source.", 78, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:05:17-0400", "EcBob\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ray ray ray, do we all need to fly to NZ for an intervention for you?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIs this a cry for help?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWe are here to help\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nF*ck you and don't call me 'Ray'."], ["45737", "508", "a note from the source.", 79, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:06:19-0400", "Ray"], ["45738", "508", "a note from the source.", 80, "DanSan", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:13:03-0400", "EcBob\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ray\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nwinner winner chicken dinner!\n\n\n\nyou got raymond to curse.."], ["45739", "508", "a note from the source.", 81, "B.O.S.S", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:14:43-0400", "EcBob\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Ray\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI here Ray makes great boards.:shock:"], ["45740", "508", "a note from the source.", 82, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:15:28-0400", "I was thinking Ray could name his next sculpture Manta RAY or maybe Sting RAY or tunic trimmer"], ["45741", "508", "a note from the source.", 83, "Finward", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:22:15-0400", "Ray is the most prolific Internet message board troll in history. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRay is a obnoxious charlatan with zero credibility so why in the would would anybody believe the crap he types. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTo date Ray has not definitively proved any of his claims. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRay is also in need of a lesson in etiquette, he has brought every bit of this on himself over the years of abusive pontificating on any board that could tolerate his a$$.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n FUC RAY and the imaginary dragon he rode in on."], ["45742", "508", "a note from the source.", 84, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:26:54-0400", "Psychology has a lot to say about clinical denial (C-D). Fortunately, I'm not a clinical psychologist.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHowever, as a trained internetter and rational human being, it doesn't matter whether or not Hulet lied or if leprechauns fart rainbows because that is simply not what is being discussed. What is being discussed is the story that you've erected and subsequently defended about the interview itself. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou incessantly baited TSJ to interview you, so they did. They flew half-way around the world to speak with the self-aggrandized Ray Stewart and found just that; a man with nothing more to show for himself than the very thing he thinks of himself. The plot thickens when the interview never gets published, causing you to bad-mouth TSJ, it's interviewers, and it's editors.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhile Hulet and company truly believed that you were an interesting dude, worthy of interviewing, it seems like what they found when they arrived in the land of kiwi's, peeling lefts, and neanderthal, tunic-clad narcissists is that the sociopath they were to interview was simply not good enough for the publication. They leave and the story never gets published. Typical of adolescents, Ray finds himself throwing a fit where everyone is to blame aside from himself. The world is against him, the sky is falling, and the roof is caving in. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEnd of story.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou would not only be a liar but a damned fool to refute this."], ["45743", "508", "a note from the source.", 85, "slosurf", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:39:06-0400", ".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["45744", "508", "a note from the source.", 86, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:42:52-0400", "dogleg\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            it doesn't matter whether or not Hulet lied\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYes it does, to anyone who values the truth."], ["45745", "508", "a note from the source.", 87, "SeniorGrom", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:43:05-0400", "Deficit spending of political capital."], ["45746", "508", "a note from the source.", 88, "jonzer", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:44:47-0400", "Damn.  This thread is getting brutal.  Its like continuing to kick a dog after he's forgotten what he did wrong.  It has no effect and is just cruel.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nKeep doing your thing, Roy.  You add color.  Just TRY to quit fueling the fire man."], ["45747", "508", "a note from the source.", 89, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:51:07-0400", "I'm immune to the sort of nonsense being posted here but insist upon correcting lies and misinformation posted about me.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOf course I'll keep doing my thing, thanks!"], ["45748", "508", "a note from the source.", 90, "EcBob", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:52:21-0400", "So that means you will keep lying Ray?"], ["45749", "508", "a note from the source.", 91, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T12:55:38-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndogleg\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            it doesn't matter whether or not Hulet lied\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYes it does, to anyone who values the truth.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWhat is truth, Roy? Is it something constructed by a single person, or something that exists between and amongst people. Truth changes just as agenda does, and right now, your agenda is pretty transparent.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIn this case, the truth is now whether you were interviewed, or whether Hulet lied, but whether your article was published and how that spoke to your ego. Who cares if Hulet is 'lying'. The only reason the lie has power is because you're giving it power. Nobody else seems to have a problem with the 'lie.' Again, this speaks directly toward your deflating agenda and subsequent scatter-brained defenses.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhat's at stake? The world finds out you're not as interesting as you hold yourself to be. Shoot, I'd be pretty butthurt if I solicited to a magazine, finally got them to agree to see me only to find out I wasn't the prince charming they were looking for. Being forgotten would be the icing on the cake.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSounds like my high school dating career.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\njonzer\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Damn.  This thread is getting brutal.  Its like continuing to kick a dog after he's forgotten what he did wrong.  It has no effect and is just cruel.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nKeep doing your thing, Roy.  You add color.  Just TRY to quit fueling the fire man.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nKicking a dog after it's forgotten what it did wrong implies that the dog at one point knew, realized, or understood what it did wrong. Roy has [continually] failed to be able to do this."], ["45753", "508", "a note from the source.", 92, "jonzer", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T13:49:27-0400", "What?  A flaw in my analogy?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhatever--piling on the guy is still dickish and pointless."], ["45754", "508", "a note from the source.", 93, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:04:29-0400", "dogleg\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Who cares if Hulet is lying.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nQuite a few people were celebrating when they thought that I had been inventing the interview, but when they find out that Hulet was lying suddenly the truth doesn't matter.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHypocritical... and it's a defining characteristic of psychopaths that the truth is irrelevant to them.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The only reason the lie has power is because you're giving it power.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nHulet's lie has no power noew that it has been exposed as a lie.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Nobody else seems to have a problem with the 'lie.'\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nClearly that says a lot about them, and it 'aint good.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Again, this speaks directly toward your deflating agenda and subsequent scatter-brained defenses.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMy 'agenda' is  alive and well and my defences are lucid,logical  and truthful.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I'd be pretty butthurt if I solicited to a magazine, finally got them to agree to see me only to find out I wasn't the prince charming they were looking for. Being forgotten would be the icing on the cake.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI've turned down many article and interview requests, and was not particularly keen on the idea of a Journal article, nor did I solicit it as claimed.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45755", "508", "a note from the source.", 94, "SMUKES", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:10:03-0400", "This is a public forum for the sport of lonboard surfing and not a professional trade organization or scientific society or bar association.  You can say what you want and lie your ass off if you feel so inclined. I said it before bit you all refused to believe me, I am actually a 65 year old mother of 3 strong boys and think you surfer boys are just yummy. Wheel is on, gotta go honies."], ["45756", "508", "a note from the source.", 95, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:16:51-0400", "SMUKES\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            You can say what you want and lie your ass off if you feel so inclined.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOne can certainly do it, but not necessarily without breaking the law, if the lie is libelous.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe letter is libelous, and the fact that it is posted online doesn't change that.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["45757", "508", "a note from the source.", 96, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:18:56-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Hypocritical... and it's a defining characteristic of psychopaths that the truth is irrelevant to them.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["45758", "508", "a note from the source.", 97, "SMUKES", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:21:50-0400", "Yeah, you can lie. No one cares."], ["45759", "508", "a note from the source.", 98, "Roy Stewart", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:24:15-0400", "I don't though, that's the thing."], ["45760", "508", "a note from the source.", 99, "dogleg", "Mar 14, 2013", "2013-03-14T14:27:44-0400", "Jamboards: Fair & Balanced."], ["45762", "508", "a note from the source.", 100, "DanSan", "Mar 15, 2013", "2013-03-14T21:42:20-0400", "okay everyone..let's take a step back..myself included...\n\n\n\nget back to what the forum is about/for..\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand roy you go do your thing...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni'd rather talk about fins..hulls...mini simmons, etc"]], "truncated": false, "filtered_table_rows_count": 246, "expanded_columns": [], "expandable_columns": [[{"column": "thread_id", "other_table": "threads", "other_column": "thread_id"}, null]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "units": {}, "query": {"sql": "select post_id, thread_id, thread_title, post_number, author_username, post_date, post_date_iso, post_body from posts where \"thread_id\" = :p0 order by post_id limit 101", "params": {"p0": "508"}}, "facet_results": {}, "suggested_facets": [{"name": "post_date", "toggle_url": "http://surf-archive.org/surfing/posts.json?thread_id=508&_facet=post_date"}], "next": "45762", "next_url": "http://surf-archive.org/surfing/posts.json?thread_id=508&_next=45762", "private": false, "allow_execute_sql": true, "query_ms": 12.195200000860495, "license": "Public Domain"}