{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "is_view": false, "human_description_en": "where thread_id = 457", "rows": [["39124", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 1, "Guest", "May 29, 2012", "2012-05-29T16:57:14-0400", "Roy infects many threads. Once he gets on the thread it's very difficult to abstain from feeding him. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHence this thread. May this thread be a place to cut and paste his efforts to stir the pot in hopes of keeping his threads alive, or cut and paste his efforts to stir the pot just for the sake of it."], ["39125", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 2, "rapier_96", "May 29, 2012", "2012-05-29T17:26:42-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39126", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 3, "rapier_96", "May 29, 2012", "2012-05-29T17:28:10-0400", "OR:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39127", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 4, "SuperKool", "May 29, 2012", "2012-05-29T19:24:51-0400", "the man \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthe legend (oh wait that isn't him) \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthe moron \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nthe unabomber \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39128", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 5, "surfermac", "May 29, 2012", "2012-05-29T19:54:30-0400", "too much time on your hands.  only brings you down..."], ["39130", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 6, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-29T21:30:54-0400", "surfermac\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            too much time on your hands.  only brings you down...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ntime is super valuable. so is entertainment.\n\n\n\npeople need entertainment to maintain a balanced life.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhere is a Popsicle stick mighty dragon:\n\n\n\nhttp://images.elfwood.com/art/b/o/bokkaku/drgnskel.gif\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmore Inspiration for Roy:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.multifilla.com/images/Product_highlights/wooden_modeling_sticks.gif\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.garrettsbridges.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/popsiclearchbridge.jpg\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://cs.scaleautomag.com/SCACS/forums/t/54393.aspx"], ["39137", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 7, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T01:04:38-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLets hope his offspring seen here is not a nutjob like (Roy)al pain in the arse."], ["39141", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 8, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T01:47:13-0400", "Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ...."], ["39144", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 9, "Kaholo", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T02:08:19-0400", "Veterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAnd he has a full head of hair....  Just say'n"], ["39147", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 10, "Finward", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T02:19:32-0400", "Kaholo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVeterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAnd he has a full head of hair....  Just say'n\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tSome people think cucumbers taste better pickled"], ["39148", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 11, "OCSURFER32", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T02:27:10-0400", "#\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39149", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 12, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T02:51:27-0400", "Veterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSome think that Santa lives.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39151", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 13, "kielsun", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T07:30:09-0400", "Veterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan't we all just voice disagreements in a civil manner? That goes for all of youse, Roy, too! Surfing disagreements are pretty fun, or at least they should be seen as such relative to other types of disagreements..."], ["39152", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 14, "Kaholo", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T08:29:22-0400", "kielsun\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVeterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan't we all just voice disagreements in a civil manner? That goes for all of youse, Roy, too! Surfing disagreements are pretty fun, or at least they should be seen as such relative to other types of disagreements...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tFuck Roy"], ["39153", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 15, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T08:38:35-0400", "anyone ever google Roy Stuart?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeems our Roy is up to more than sanding wood."], ["39154", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 16, "kielsun", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T08:38:47-0400", "Kaholo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nkielsun\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVeterano\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan't we all just voice disagreements in a civil manner? That goes for all of youse, Roy, too! Surfing disagreements are pretty fun, or at least they should be seen as such relative to other types of disagreements...\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tf#%k Roy\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSo you're tellin' me there's a chance!?"], ["39160", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 17, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T09:59:45-0400", "Roy is related by marriage to George W Bush."], ["39161", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 18, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:00:27-0400", ".. oh and also to Captain Bligh of the Bounty."], ["39162", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 19, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:03:50-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39163", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 20, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:06:15-0400", "Roy's Great great great great Grandfather James Usher of Toftfield.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39164", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 21, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:10:36-0400", "The Toftfield estate today, now called Abbotsford.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39165", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 22, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:12:13-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39166", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 23, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:13:41-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39168", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 24, "Roy Stewart", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:27:53-0400", "Toftfield House on the same estate, owned by John Usher renamed Huntlyburn\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39170", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 25, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T10:40:09-0400", "awesome locations for filming Roy Stuart!!!"], ["39171", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 26, "rapier_96", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T12:11:59-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            anyone ever google Roy Stuart?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeems our Roy is up to more than sanding wood.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThats where the pic i posted came from.\n\n\n\nRoy\n\n\n\nHow do you get into this line of work?"], ["39172", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 27, "Guest", "May 30, 2012", "2012-05-30T12:18:56-0400", "rapier_96\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            anyone ever google Roy Stuart?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeems our Roy is up to more than sanding wood.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThats where the pic i posted came from.\n\n\n\nRoy\n\n\n\nHow do you get into this line of work?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI thought that might have been the case.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nExcellent question!"], ["39195", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 28, "Latte", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-05-31T23:41:27-0400", "Veterano\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Me thinks Roy surfs better and in better waves than many of the regular posters on this BB. Just saying ....\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n There is probably a degree of truth to that."], ["39196", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 29, "Jaimo", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T01:14:54-0400", "Shadow boxing the apocalypse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U1oo4TZRQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player"], ["39197", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 30, "Guest", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T01:29:04-0400", "Jaimo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Shadow boxing the apocalypse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwhy did this make me laugh so hard?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nperhaps it's the vision of roy trying to do this in his bus.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni'm guessing the learning curve could end up giving roy a head boo-boo.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndon't most 12 year old boys practice the \"stick\" like that in front of a mirror?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39199", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 31, "nedsurf", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T01:35:43-0400", "As a young man, before hair and robes:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU"], ["39200", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 32, "Guest", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T01:46:36-0400", "nedsurf\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As a young man, before hair and robes:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39201", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 33, "slosurf", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T02:00:30-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJaimo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Shadow boxing the apocalypse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nwhy did this make me laugh so hard?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nperhaps it's the vision of roy trying to do this in his bus.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni'm guessing the learning curve could end up giving roy a head boo-boo.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndon't most 12 year old boys practice the \"stick\" like that in front of a mirror?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLooks like Unforgiven delivered on his promise\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39205", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 34, "Kaholo", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T02:59:51-0400", ".\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39209", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 35, "unfrozencaveman", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T05:06:29-0400", "I like my gashes confortable"], ["39214", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 36, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T08:58:29-0400", "slosurf\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJaimo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Shadow boxing the apocalypse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nwhy did this make me laugh so hard?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nperhaps it's the vision of roy trying to do this in his bus.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni'm guessing the learning curve could end up giving roy a head boo-boo.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndon't most 12 year old boys practice the \"stick\" like that in front of a mirror?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLooks like Unforgiven delivered on his promise\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA surfing injury, no other riders were involved.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy drove himself to the doctor, received 36 stitches, and was back in the water a week later.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRe. stick training, Roy started it with Bobby Taboada in Balintawak  back in 1981,  and is the NZ representative  for Virgil Cavada's applied escrima ( Saavedra system). He  still feels that he is a beginner however.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["39218", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 37, "Guest", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T10:22:00-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nslosurf\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngnar gnar\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJaimo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Shadow boxing the apocalypse.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nwhy did this make me laugh so hard?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nperhaps it's the vision of roy trying to do this in his bus.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ni'm guessing the learning curve could end up giving roy a head boo-boo.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ndon't most 12 year old boys practice the \"stick\" like that in front of a mirror?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tLooks like Unforgiven delivered on his promise\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA surfing injury, no other riders were involved.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy drove himself to the doctor, received 36 stitches, and was back in the water a week later.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRe. stick training, Roy started it with Bobby Taboada in Balintawak  back in 1981,  and is the NZ representative  for Virgil Cavada's applied escrima ( Saavedra system). He  still feels that he is a beginner however.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39219", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 38, "Finward", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T10:42:30-0400", "Finward thinks that Roy knows first hand or face what a weapon of mass destruction can do"], ["39220", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 39, "kiwi", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T10:50:32-0400", "I think the Japanese would know i little better.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTwice as better in fact."], ["39221", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 40, "nicoprout", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T11:02:04-0400", "I have a job offer in NZ...now I'm scared by all this Roy's things"], ["39222", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 41, "nedsurf", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T11:07:34-0400", "Based on several visits and a number of Kiwis I know I can state that Roy is an exception and shouldn't be a factor in your decision."], ["39223", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 42, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T11:08:41-0400", "nicoprout\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I have a job offer in NZ...now I'm scared by all this Roy's things\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGo for it man, there's a tad less nuclear fallout down here and uncrowded waves. Plus Roy is only one, is peaceful, and welcomes newcomers with the exception of foreign military invasions. ."], ["39227", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 43, "Guest", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T12:40:31-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnicoprout\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I have a job offer in NZ...now I'm scared by all this Roy's things\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n... Roy is only one, is peaceful, and welcomes newcomers with the exception of foreign military invasions. .\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSilly Roy,\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhat about NZ?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLet me guess you claim to be Waitaha?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRight!"], ["39237", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 44, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T13:34:49-0400", "Pre Maori settlement of NZ by European, Indian and Chinese people is a very6 interesting, well documented and controversial subject.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf you are suggesting that one can't with logical consistency resist foreign armies if one's ancestors were themselves invaders, then I don't agree.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["39238", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 45, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T13:39:27-0400", "nedsurf\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Roy is an exception\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAnd is thus exceptional, by definition \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1996 after three years in the desert:"], ["39239", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 46, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T13:41:27-0400", "With thanks to clan McLeod ^^\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39245", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 47, "nicoprout", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T14:55:11-0400", "the job is in Christchurch....seems like I can take the job, but my wife doesn't want/won't relocate..."], ["39248", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 48, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 1, 2012", "2012-06-01T18:55:34-0400", "Time to go Hagar the Horriblish?"], ["39249", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 49, "Jaimo", "Jun 2, 2012", "2012-06-02T01:58:23-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nnedsurf\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Roy is an exception\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAnd is thus exceptional, by definition \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n3 years in the desert and you come out looking like this? You ever consider going back into the desert? The before and after photos are incredible.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n1996 after three years in the desert:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39253", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 50, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 2, 2012", "2012-06-02T08:53:34-0400", "I'm not sure what your point is Jaimo."], ["39262", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 51, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-02T23:33:39-0400", "First sentence at Roy's site\n\n\n\n\"At Roy Stewart surfboards we strive for perfection in everything we do. With the most hydrodynamically advanced surfboards ever built, Roy Stewart is redefining the luxury surfboard market.\"\n\n\n\nAre you not claiming that they are the most advanced EVER? Didn't you tell me that you have never said that?"], ["39263", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 52, "Guest", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T01:58:12-0400", "\"redefining the luxury surfboard market\"\n\n\n\nindeed."], ["39267", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 53, "Kaholo", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T02:56:57-0400", "And no takers, he'll stay surrounded by all that luxury. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSimply a hobbyist with a dream"], ["39271", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 54, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T04:21:00-0400", "What do you mean he has sold HUNDREDS!!!!"], ["39272", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 55, "Guest", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T04:33:30-0400", "Finward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            What do you mean he has sold HUNDREDS!!!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39275", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 56, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T09:39:18-0400", "Finward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            First sentence at Roy's site\n\n\n\n\"At Roy Stewart surfboards we strive for perfection in everything we do. With the most hydrodynamically advanced surfboards ever built, Roy Stewart is redefining the luxury surfboard market.\"\n\n\n\nAre you not claiming that they are the most advanced EVER? Didn't you tell me that you have never said that?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI didn't write that piece, but there's some truth in the statement."], ["39276", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 57, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T09:40:54-0400", "Finward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            What do you mean he has sold HUNDREDS!!!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOver a hundred hollow wooden boards, as stated, and hundreds of kitsets and plans."], ["39277", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 58, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T09:56:13-0400", "That is the FIRST sentence on your site I don't care that you claim you didn't write it you know it's there and you could change it but you think it's a fact so you leave it. There is no such thing as some truth that is a phrase used by people that can never admit that they are wrong. \n\n\n\n You are like a carnival barker. STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS AND SEE THE MOST AMAZING STUPEFYING STUPENDOUS SURF BOARD EVER CONCEIVED BY MAN ...COME ON IN FOLKS ITS THE EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD ...HOLD ON TO YOU LADIES BOYS THE WATER DRAGON IS HUNGRY AND WE CAN NOT GUARANTEE IT WON'T GET LOOSE .....HURRY HURRY HURRY ....IT WALKS IT TALKS IT CRAWLS ON ITS BELLY LIKE A REPTILE"], ["39278", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 59, "kiwi", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T10:12:49-0400", "I'd like to see that, where's this carnival being held?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh and i totlly believe he's sold hundreds of boards and kits.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI brought one kit, made three boards and had no trouble selling them all."], ["39279", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 60, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T10:14:10-0400", "Finward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            That is the FIRST sentence on your site I don't care that you claim you didn't write it you know it's there and you could change it but you think it's a fact so you leave it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nit should read 'longboards' rather than 'surfboards', that's the only correction required.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            There is no such thing as some truth that is a phrase used by people that can never admit that they are wrong.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIncorrect, all statements have a truth content between 0 and 100 percent."], ["39280", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 61, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T10:16:00-0400", "Kaholo\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            And no takers, he'll stay surrounded by all that luxury.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSimply a hobbyist with a dream\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nJealousy based naysaying, I advise you to take care of your health."], ["39281", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 62, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T11:06:13-0400", "Based on what? Don't tell me you have built a multi million dollar testing facility with the 33+ million you have made off of these hundreds of boards you sell and you are know employing a staff of MIT grads full time to test each and every shape. Would be super cool if you did but your findings would still be biased since you own lab. I will give you this it MAY be the most advanced 14+ foot hollow wooden surf board built the exact way you build them but then again you are the only one doing it so by definition they are the worst being alpha and omega.  \n\n\n\n Truth is a absolute little man. Truth is infallible there is no degrees of it to a honorable person. Black and white...stasis and change. The deceitful will always try semantics to explain their \"truth\""], ["39282", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 63, "Finward", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T11:09:51-0400", "You made close to a million dollars selling Roy clones?"], ["39283", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 64, "kiwi", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T12:25:45-0400", "Not quite a mill, my prices were realistic."], ["39284", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 65, "Guest", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T12:36:48-0400", "finward, \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy lives in his own reality. \"Roy-ality\". he hopes $13 quasi scientific words will glaze the eyes .\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhe used to say he attached his fins to his Popsicle stick sculptures the way he does to decrease the surface area. since surface area causes drag. now he's trying to make fins that resemble the not fast moving sea creature \"giant clams\".  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI guess the most entertaining element of Roy's persona is his complete disregard to apply the \"scientific method\" before he makes one of his assertions that involve scientific jargon."], ["39285", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 66, "515", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T12:57:32-0400", "I just love the fact that there are phrases like \"luxury surfboard market\".  That is why I find this so entertaining.  Keep it coming Roy Boy."], ["39286", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 67, "B.O.S.S", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T13:01:49-0400", "I still call bullshit."], ["39288", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 68, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:05:15-0400", "Finward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Truth is a absolute little man.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFirstly at 6 feet  I'm 1.8 inches above the average height  for adult males in USA.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSecondly your statement that 'truth is absolute' is unscientific. All theories have exceptions, and thus have a truth content below 100%. That's why scientific paradigms change.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou should educate yousrelf further before making these pronouncements, in my opinion.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Truth is infallible there is no degrees of it to a honorable person.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYour grammar is appalling and the intellectual content is not much better.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTruth may be absolute in the sense that reality is what it is, but attempts to comprehend reality using the mind always fall short of perfection.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The deceitful will always try semantics to explain their \"truth\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA gentleman would make his accusations of deceit in person.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["39289", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 69, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:13:24-0400", "Riding this board I a unique experience, it's a quantum leap ahead of conventional long boards in every respect except trick surfing."], ["39290", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 70, "515", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:27:01-0400", "Is this a typo on your part or just apalling grammer? You are a douchebag.    Is my grammer correct?  Keep it coming douchebag.  I love the entertainment.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Riding this board I a unique experience, it's a quantum leap ahead of conventional long boards in every respect except trick surfing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["39291", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 71, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:33:05-0400", "Well spotted, I have to give you the chance to feel that you are still in the game.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39292", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 72, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:36:27-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39293", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 73, "515", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:37:06-0400", "I would have put the fin on the other end of that thing; pointy nose, round tail.  I also would have bought it for around $300 bucks."], ["39294", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 74, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:38:10-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39295", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 75, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:40:14-0400", "jdogger\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u00c2 I would have put the fin on the other end of that thing; pointy nose, round tail.\u00c2  I also would have bought it for around $300 bucks.\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThe first idea is a poor one, the second is impossible.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39296", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 76, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:41:39-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39297", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 77, "515", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:44:18-0400", "Just my opinion.  I like the pointy nose and round tail.  if it wore around 7' it might be jsut my thing.  You know I'm just giving you shit Roy.  I may be  a ball buster but not a hater.  All in the spirit of good humor."], ["39298", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 78, "515", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T14:45:38-0400", "And now I post a typo after giving you shit!  Apologies to all!"], ["39299", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 79, "DownSouthSlidah", "Jun 3, 2012", "2012-06-03T16:43:30-0400", "\"Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster; if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI really detest threads that are designed to incite the fervor of the gang mentality and exist only to demean a person's character. They only seem to bring vitriolic spewing and serve to demean the very people who so spew rather than the intended object of their derision."], ["39300", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 80, "tentoesed", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-03T20:24:43-0400", "Finward\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Based on what? Don't tell me you have built a multi million dollar testing facility with the 33+ million you have made off of these hundreds of boards you sell and you are know employing a staff of MIT grads full time to test each and every shape. Would be super cool if you did but your findings would still be biased since you own lab. I will give you this it MAY be the most advanced 14+ foot hollow wooden surf board built the exact way you build them but then again you are the only one doing it so by definition they are the worst being alpha and omega.  \n\n\n\nTruth is a absolute little man. Truth is infallible there is no degrees of it to a honorable person. Black and white...stasis and change. The deceitful will always try semantics to explain their \"truth\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tOh man, Finward, jdogger, et al., as a forum member once told me (or was it, chided me?)..uh, anyway...\n\n\n\nWait! here are the exact words quoted by the author himself ( by a Mr. \"gnar gnar\"?), excerpted from Roy Stewart's \"Ghost action\" thread, posted Wed., Mar. 7th 2012:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"I remember the days of pointing out what I perceived as Roy's issues. those were the days! \nit feels good to have graduated from that stuff!\n\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHowever, what intrigues me even more is that he seems to share the same name with the very author of this thread as well! ?????\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNonetheless, given the continuous pattern of Roy's posts and our reactions, I believe his point was not without merit.\n\n\n\n\nhttp://www.mythweb.com/encyc/entries/sisyphus.html"], ["39301", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 81, "tentoesed", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-03T20:27:26-0400", "DownSouthSlidah\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            threads that are designed to incite the fervor of the gang mentality\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tI smell a pig roast! Gotta keep the tribe well fed.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39302", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 82, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-03T21:14:51-0400", "http://youtu.be/PEq9Qhx1bGI"], ["39303", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 83, "Finward", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-03T21:38:58-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFinward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Truth is a absolute little man.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFirstly at 6 feet  I'm 1.8 inches above the average height  for adult males in USA.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSecondly your statement that 'truth is absolute' is unscientific. All theories have exceptions, and thus have a truth content below 100%. That's why scientific paradigms change.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou should educate yousrelf further before making these pronouncements, in my opinion.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Truth is infallible there is no degrees of it to a honorable person.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYour grammar is appalling and the intellectual content is not much better.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTruth may be absolute in the sense that reality is what it is, but attempts to comprehend reality using the mind always fall short of perfection.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The deceitful will always try semantics to explain their \"truth\"\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nA gentleman would make his accusations of deceit in person.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\twell bright eyes you are once again using semantics to explain your IDEAS. \n\n\n\nWhen you can show some real testing and not drawings that look like the coyote ordered them from acme then you get to use your scientific method of truth, which is still BS. I have taken this dialogue with you as far as I care to. You are a delusional nutter living in a fantasy world with swords and dragons. Now where do I find the ignore feature?"], ["39304", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 84, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-03T22:09:10-0400", "I'm glad that you got it all out."], ["39343", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 85, "runlong", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-04T08:35:18-0400", "nicoprout\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I have a job offer in NZ...now I'm scared by all this Roy's things\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tDon't be sheepish. Go for it!"], ["39345", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 86, "kielsun", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-04T09:14:54-0400", "DownSouthSlidah\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I really detest threads that are designed to incite the fervor of the gang mentality and exist only to demean a person's character. They only seem to bring vitriolic spewing and serve to demean the very people who so spew rather than the intended object of their derision.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI've been avoiding posting in this thread, but I'll be damned if it doesn't read like an argument being had by a handful of my junior high basketball players. Ease up, y'all -- all this internet negativity is bumming my internet self out!"], ["39348", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 87, "tentoesed", "Jun 4, 2012", "2012-06-04T09:59:37-0400", "kielsun\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDownSouthSlidah\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I really detest threads that are designed to incite the fervor of the gang mentality and exist only to demean a person's character. They only seem to bring vitriolic spewing and serve to demean the very people who so spew rather than the intended object of their derision.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI've been avoiding posting in this thread, but I'll be damned if it doesn't read like an argument being had by a handful of my junior high basketball players. Ease up, y'all -- all this internet negativity is bumming my internet self out!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYeah, I've even noticed that I've only added to this negativity all the while posting against it. The internet has a way of casting weird shadows, but we are capable of better.\n\n\n\nIf I hang around I'll try to do better.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39367", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 88, "Finward", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-04T22:01:03-0400", "I am over this now BUT i see nothing wrong with this thread its isolated and it gives Roy exactly what he wants. Once I realized that he has been doing this all over the net for many years I had to hit ignore. He will continue to be a internet troll and as long as he doesn't bring that furniture out in a line up near me I will continue to ignore. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhat a beautiful morning!"], ["39372", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 89, "Kaholo", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T01:05:49-0400", "kielsun\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDownSouthSlidah\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I really detest threads that are designed to incite the fervor of the gang mentality and exist only to demean a person's character. They only seem to bring vitriolic spewing and serve to demean the very people who so spew rather than the intended object of their derision.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n+1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI've been avoiding posting in this thread, but I'll be damned if it doesn't read like an argument being had by a handful of my junior high basketball players. Ease up, y'all -- all this internet negativity is bumming my internet self out!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tFuck Roy"], ["39383", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 90, "surfermac", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T04:26:31-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Roy is related by marriage to George W Bush.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nRoy, you're lucky.  I'm related through blood, unfortunately..."], ["39387", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 91, "Latte", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T05:49:21-0400", "Finward\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            .\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\twell bright eyes you are once again using semantics to explain your IDEAS.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tIs-int that what Dr. Zira used to call Charleston Heston\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSide note: I dig the music from the Youtube videos...(Oh yeah BTW there some swell out there (in the NE anyways) I'm sure other places as well).\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nKeep the stoke alive"], ["39411", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 92, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T15:58:15-0400", "Roy's third cousin Wendy Kilbourne:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39414", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 93, "Guest", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T16:30:38-0400", "Roy's 6th cousin:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["39416", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 94, "Guest", "Jun 5, 2012", "2012-06-05T16:34:30-0400", "gnar gnar\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Roy's 6th cousin:\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nClever...very clever"], ["39422", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 95, "shapewright", "Jun 6, 2012", "2012-06-06T02:37:37-0400", "Duh, it took me a while to get the Kevin Bacon part and they call me a genius"], ["39583", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 96, "Rodney King", "Jun 14, 2012", "2012-06-14T07:42:31-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFinward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            That is the FIRST sentence on your site I don't care that you claim you didn't write it you know it's there and you could change it but you think it's a fact so you leave it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nit should read 'longboards' rather than 'surfboards', that's the only correction required.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            There is no such thing as some truth that is a phrase used by people that can never admit that they are wrong.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIncorrect, all statements have a truth content between 0 and 100 percent.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nDouche Bag, having 0 truth content equals being false. Being false equals not true (in context). Kind of like most of your grandiose claims."], ["39596", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 97, "IHH", "Jun 14, 2012", "2012-06-14T15:21:56-0400", "https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-5DGbrqd562I/T8wZG8Cn4fI/AAAAAAAARVs/2nhiBaRXkEI/s720/IMG_2872.JPG\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan we barrow this for the Pig Luau? We need firewood!"], ["39654", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 98, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 17, 2012", "2012-06-16T23:15:14-0400", "Rodney King\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nRoy Stewart\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nFinward\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            That is the FIRST sentence on your site I don't care that you claim you didn't write it you know it's there and you could change it but you think it's a fact so you leave it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nit should read 'longboards' rather than 'surfboards', that's the only correction required.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            There is no such thing as some truth that is a phrase used by people that can never admit that they are wrong.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIncorrect, all statements have a truth content between 0 and 100 percent.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nDouche Bag, having 0 truth content equals being false. Being false equals not true (in context). Kind of like most of your grandiose claims.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYou have lost the plot in this discussion... although it is perfectly obvious that a statement with a truth content of zero is also 'false' you missed the fact that statements are not necessarily either true or false.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["39655", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 99, "Roy Stewart", "Jun 17, 2012", "2012-06-16T23:18:59-0400", "IHH\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan we barrow this for the Pig Luau? We need firewood!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYou'd have to ask the owner but I don't think that he would be interested in helping out.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n."], ["39659", "457", "the Roy Stewart/Stuart thread", 100, "Kaholo", "Jun 17, 2012", "2012-06-17T06:33:30-0400", "Roy Stewart\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIHH\n wrote:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan we barrow this for the Pig Luau? We need firewood!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYou'd have to ask the owner but I don't think that he would be interested in helping out.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThe owner is you.  As much as you try to pump it up by writing your own press you can't sell this useless tramp art.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nU R A delusional hobbyist."]], "truncated": false, "filtered_table_rows_count": 270, "expanded_columns": [], "expandable_columns": [[{"column": "thread_id", "other_table": "threads", "other_column": "thread_id"}, null]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "units": {}, "query": {"sql": "select post_id, thread_id, thread_title, post_number, author_username, post_date, post_date_iso, post_body from posts where \"thread_id\" = :p0 order by post_id limit 101", "params": {"p0": "457"}}, "facet_results": {}, "suggested_facets": [], "next": "39659", "next_url": "http://surf-archive.org/surfing/posts.json?thread_id=457&_next=39659", "private": false, "allow_execute_sql": true, "query_ms": 13.48171999961778, "license": "Public Domain"}