{"database": "surfing", "table": "posts", "is_view": false, "human_description_en": "where thread_id = 2976", "rows": [["103084", "2976", "Amazing!!", 1, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T08:40:21-0400", "We all just paid $5 to be a marketing data point. We're paying to see commercials. \n\n\n\nSuper Classy!"], ["103085", "2976", "Amazing!!", 2, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T08:41:50-0400", "yall getting this too?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103089", "2976", "Amazing!!", 3, "Guest", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T08:50:15-0400", "Thought it was just me.   Getting Cabelas ads so don't mind"], ["103090", "2976", "Amazing!!", 4, "SdSurferguy", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T08:58:51-0400", "I've received $1,000,000 worth of friendships and memories, plus heavily discounted surfboards and gear. If Chevy advertisements will keep this forum afloat I'm all for it. A sincere Thank You to LB Master!"], ["103091", "2976", "Amazing!!", 5, "WhiteRussian", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T08:59:48-0400", "One word. AdBlock. Sometimes I look on familiar sites on someone else computers and cannon believe how much ads squished into page."], ["103092", "2976", "Amazing!!", 6, "NoseRideTheWhip", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:07:53-0400", "SdSurferguy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I've received $1,000,000 worth of friendships and memories, plus heavily discounted surfboards and gear. If Chevy advertisements will keep this forum afloat I'm all for it. A sincere Thank You to LB Master!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nAgree in spirit. And WR is right--use an adblock plugin, and you'll be set."], ["103093", "2976", "Amazing!!", 7, "nedsurf", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:16:17-0400", "SdSurferguy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I've received $1,000,000 worth of friendships and memories, plus heavily discounted surfboards and gear. If Chevy advertisements will keep this forum afloat I'm all for it. A sincere Thank You to LB Master!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nYes."], ["103094", "2976", "Amazing!!", 8, "dingdong", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:33:58-0400", "$5 for a lifetime membership does seem a bit much, can we get a t-shirt or coffee mug at least?"], ["103095", "2976", "Amazing!!", 9, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:41:02-0400", "SdSurferguy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I've received $1,000,000 worth of friendships and memories, plus heavily discounted surfboards and gear. If Chevy advertisements will keep this forum afloat I'm all for it. A sincere Thank You to LB Master!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nExactly."], ["103097", "2976", "Amazing!!", 10, "Croweater", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:42:41-0400", "I would rather have the advertising than the creepy cat photos all the time^^^^^"], ["103099", "2976", "Amazing!!", 11, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T09:47:22-0400", "Croweater\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I would rather have the advertising than the creepy cat photos all the time^^^^^\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWe aren't going anywhere, lil' buddy.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103103", "2976", "Amazing!!", 12, "ElBrooklyn", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:00:01-0400", "This is what finally drove me to add the AdBlock extension for Chrome. This site is like my little virtual haven while I'm stuck at work. It was just bumming me out to have it all crowded with ads. But I do think that LBMaster has given us a truly great forum and he deserves any income he can generate. I apologize for denying you a few pennies with AdBlock, but I hope you won't take it personally."], ["103104", "2976", "Amazing!!", 13, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:02:58-0400", "actually...i dont really mind it at all.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103105", "2976", "Amazing!!", 14, "pilau", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:05:42-0400", "From a site owner perspective, recurring income is preferable to one time payment. I'm not mad at longboardmaster for at least trying to cover the cost of hosting and maintaining this site. The $5 keeps the trolls and spam bots away. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThere is a free ad blocker for safari on iOS from the good folks at Mozilla. Is called \"Focus\". It works as advertised but screws up my windyty.com wind and wave animations. EDIT: doesn't screw up windyty. Was just a glitch. Download and enable the focus app. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBTW... Are all you kooks turned on to windyty?"], ["103106", "2976", "Amazing!!", 15, "Chilly Willy", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:12:08-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            We all just paid $5 to be a marketing data point. We're paying to see commercials. \n\n\n\nSuper Classy!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103107", "2976", "Amazing!!", 16, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:14:50-0400", "Paying for friends? $5? \n\n\n\nI make lasting memories and friendships with the people I see out surfing or other physical places on a regular basis.\n\n\n\nFunny stuff.\n\n\n\nBack in the day I knew guys that paid hundreds of dollars to feel befriended by the dancers at \"bottoms up\". \n\n\n\nThe longboardmaster should have done this decades ago.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe area of ad space is growing too.\n\n\n\nInteresting stuff!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files"], ["103108", "2976", "Amazing!!", 17, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:15:12-0400", "Image processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103109", "2976", "Amazing!!", 18, "ElBrooklyn", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:18:48-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Paying for friends? $5? \n\n\n\nI make lasting memories and friendships with the people I see out surfing or other physical places on a regular basis.\n\n\n\nFunny stuff.\n\n\n\nBack in the day I knew guys that paid hundreds of dollars to feel befriended by the dancers at \"bottoms up\". \n\n\n\nThe longboardmaster should have done this decades ago.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe area of ad space is growing too.\n\n\n\nInteresting stuff!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tYeah, the ads on the side really bummed me out. They almost feel hostile."], ["103110", "2976", "Amazing!!", 19, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:19:40-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Paying for friends? $5? \n\n\n\nI make lasting memories and friendships with the people I see out surfing or other physical places on a regular basis.\n\n\n\nFunny stuff.\n\n\n\nBack in the day I knew guys that paid hundreds of dollars to feel befriended by the dancers at \"bottoms up\". \n\n\n\nThe longboardmaster should have done this decades ago.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe area of ad space is growing too.\n\n\n\nInteresting stuff!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tsee? five of us!"], ["103111", "2976", "Amazing!!", 20, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:20:51-0400", "the salute to longboardmaster accompanying the Adblock app is quality stuff."], ["103112", "2976", "Amazing!!", 21, "ElBrooklyn", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:23:32-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            the salute to longboardmaster accompanying the Adblock app is quality stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAfter spending 20-plus years in a love/hate relationship with NYC, I've become quite comfortable with overt contradictions."], ["103113", "2976", "Amazing!!", 22, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:25:44-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            the salute to longboardmaster accompanying the Adblock app is quality stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103114", "2976", "Amazing!!", 23, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:25:45-0400", "I think a new ad space shows up after every post or some s&*t like that. \n\n\n\nAmazing!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103115", "2976", "Amazing!!", 24, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:29:54-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I think a new ad space shows up after every post or some s&*t like that. \n\n\n\nAmazing!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103116", "2976", "Amazing!!", 25, "SdSurferguy", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:30:05-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Paying for friends? $5? \n\n\n\nI make lasting memories and friendships with the people I see out surfing or other physical places on a regular basis.\n\n\n\nFunny stuff.\n\n\n\nBack in the day I knew guys that paid hundreds of dollars to feel befriended by the dancers at \"bottoms up\". \n\n\n\nThe longboardmaster should have done this decades ago.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe area of ad space is growing too.\n\n\n\nInteresting stuff!!\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tPrior to 2010 or so we didn't pay to join. Of course people who create accounts and then leave and then come back and create new accounts probably pay considerably more than $0."], ["103117", "2976", "Amazing!!", 26, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:30:20-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            the salute to longboardmaster accompanying the Adblock app is quality stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nApplekat, you are one heck of an internet ailurophile. Dare I say : ailuromaniac."], ["103119", "2976", "Amazing!!", 27, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:34:48-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            the salute to longboardmaster accompanying the Adblock app is quality stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nApplekat, you are one heck of an internet ailurophile. Dare I say : ailuromaniac.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103120", "2976", "Amazing!!", 28, "dtorrent", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:38:02-0400", "uBlock Origin Chrome extension is a great ad blocker.  Faster than AdBlock in my opinion."], ["103121", "2976", "Amazing!!", 29, "NJ Longboarder", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:50:28-0400", "The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it."], ["103123", "2976", "Amazing!!", 30, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T10:57:47-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThis was incredibly well put."], ["103124", "2976", "Amazing!!", 31, "OCSURFER32", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:09:42-0400", "Thanks for keepin us rollin all these years LBM !!!!  Those that don't like the new set up     SEE YA :shock:"], ["103125", "2976", "Amazing!!", 32, "Ticowannabe", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:12:40-0400", "i use firefox and am only getting the small top banner ad and am more than happy to leave it in place so LBM gets some sort of compensation for his efforts.\n\n\n\nHe does in fact perform a service for all of us. We gain information (right or wrong) and make connections,  many promote various items personally or for their business ventures, web sites, blogs etc., and some use it for grandiosity.\n\n\n\nI'm happy LBM is getting some sort of long term maintenance fee finally."], ["103127", "2976", "Amazing!!", 33, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:18:27-0400", "Ticowannabe\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i use firefox and am only getting the small top banner ad and am more than happy to leave it in place so LBM gets some sort of compensation for his efforts.\n\n\n\nHe does in fact perform a service for all of us. We gain information (right or wrong) and make connections,  many promote various items personally or for their business ventures, web sites, blogs etc., and some use it for grandiosity.\n\n\n\nI'm happy LBM is getting some sort of long term maintenance fee finally.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103129", "2976", "Amazing!!", 34, "jdogger", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:21:53-0400", "Not seeing the ads on IE but the page takes longer to load."], ["103130", "2976", "Amazing!!", 35, "Chilly Willy", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:26:03-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nRight on, NJL.  Well said.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMiscreant: A serious thought -- if you want an ad-free forum so badly, why don't you just start one on Surf-A-Pig?  You already have the website."], ["103131", "2976", "Amazing!!", 36, "Cruzin1a", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:28:10-0400", "I don't see any ads. If I did it's not an issue for me. For the $5 I've made some great friendships as mentioned and also a wealth of knowledge :0)"], ["103132", "2976", "Amazing!!", 37, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:30:58-0400", "Chilly Willy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nRight on, NJL.  Well said.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMiscreant: A serious thought -- if you want an ad-free forum so badly, why don't you just start one on Surf-A-Pig?  You already have the website.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103133", "2976", "Amazing!!", 38, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T11:33:56-0400", "Cruzin1a\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I don't see any ads. If I did it's not an issue for me. For the $5 I've made some great friendships as mentioned and also a wealth of knowledge :0)\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103135", "2976", "Amazing!!", 39, "DownSouthSlidah", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T12:40:00-0400", "I'm happy to pay annually, monthly, whatever to keep this site going. I never thought $5 was enough. I'd say, reasonably, most people could afford a couple of bucks a month. Say an annual of $24? I mean, owning a website is a giant PIA. $24 per year from each member here? Even half that will generate more money than these ads, I would think? Whatever the the total ad numbers are divided by, say 2/3rds of the number of active Jammers (figuring 1/3 are too cheap or it doesn't matter enough to them to stay) will render an annual number per person. Then add something for LBM for s&*ts and giggles; to buy a beer and a sandwich or a Mercedes if the member number is high enough...  Whatever... Easy enough annual figure to come up with. if LBM will accept a referendum on the matter, I'm down for an annual fee. If some folks seriously can't afford it then maybe a donation link for \"scholarships?\" Who knows. Just not ads. Please. Heck, I don't do Fathers Day, Easter, or any other heavily commercialized holiday (unless my family would hang me high for not doing it) just because of the fact that commercialization, and Hallmark, have ruined every good notion of celebrating family and so on. Prefer to appreciate others on days it isn't expected... So: you got to pay to play and I'm down for keeping this site privatized. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhile I'm on that, let's talk paying taxes for schools. My step kids (no, not mine - my fouled genetic line ends with me and the world, current and future, is far better off for it)...  Gotcha. Not getting into political s&*te here. Just saying that if you are a driver who wants to use the faster, HOV lane in Florida, you have to pay for the privilege. No ads on a non-commercial website? Fine. Just pay up. So, LBM, how much per year to get rid of the anxiety bordering on panic that these infernal ads are causing me? (and no, I am not bothering with some sort of ad blocker - I'm on a phone most of the time I'm looking here and those ad blockers block good s&*t too). Pay money, I stay. Ads, I go. Facebook sign-ins, I go... I dunno, anyone want an iPhone 6-plus? I think I'll go back to a beeper. Actually, f#%k humanity, I'll go back to a rotary phone. s&*t, I already throw all my mail out. Period. Never makes it to my eyes. I'm thinking of mounting a trash can under my mailbox and cutting out the bottom of the box. It'd be easier. 99% of that s&*t is s&*t. My wife insists on a landline. Nobody ever calls on it except sales people. Sales people are a pox on humanity. Along with politicians. Which brings me to the presidential race... Okay, not really. Just cue up a YouTube of George Carlin: Bulls&*t is Everywhere. Enough said. The man is still on target many moons after his death. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSo, to make a long point even longer: I value this site and LBMs work enough to pay what it takes to keep this site, sans ads, running at a cost that LBM (a gracious and generous fellow) sees fit. I would hope others here are on board with that. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTANSTAAFL principle, everybody. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ns&*t, if you truly can't afford it, I'll help you out."], ["103137", "2976", "Amazing!!", 40, "waaahoo", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T12:47:51-0400", "I think clicking on the ads helps LBM even more."], ["103149", "2976", "Amazing!!", 41, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T14:56:14-0400", "Chilly Willy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nRight on, NJL.  Well said.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMiscreant: A serious thought -- if you want an ad-free forum so badly, why don't you just start one on Surf-A-Pig?  You already have the website.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nFuck thise forum. Fuck surfboard forums. One learns more about surfing in the ocean than they do on a chat room. If I hosted a chat room it would be for ailurophiles or comic con enthusiasts."], ["103151", "2976", "Amazing!!", 42, "Guest", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T15:35:54-0400", "I just saw an ad for BBQ Pork.   NICE!"], ["103152", "2976", "Amazing!!", 43, "SeniorGrom", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T16:01:40-0400", "I will not be buying a Chevrolet anything."], ["103155", "2976", "Amazing!!", 44, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T16:17:37-0400", "I'm not buying the antibiotic Cipro. I'm not currently suffering from a bacterial infection."], ["103156", "2976", "Amazing!!", 45, "miscreant", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T16:19:56-0400", "SeniorGrom\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I will not be buying a Chevrolet anything.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI'm not going to sign up for swim lessons."], ["103158", "2976", "Amazing!!", 46, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T16:22:35-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChilly Willy\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nRight on, NJL.  Well said.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMiscreant: A serious thought -- if you want an ad-free forum so badly, why don't you just start one on Surf-A-Pig?  You already have the website.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nf#%k thise forum. f#%k surfboard forums. One learns more about surfing in the ocean than they do on a chat room. If I hosted a chat room it would be for ailurophiles or comic con enthusiasts.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand..."], ["103159", "2976", "Amazing!!", 47, "applekat", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T16:25:42-0400", "....oh--and watch your language.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSave it for the pink nasal squeals n' snorts of that trough of mud & corn cobs...."], ["103171", "2976", "Amazing!!", 48, "walkingtheplank", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T17:32:55-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            The site has be run free of charge for decades.  They used to sell long skateboards, but I think that has stopped as well.  I assumed the recent $5 entry fee was just to stop spam. 5 bucks is certainly not a money grab and was only for new users.  Us old timers got in for free.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf the ads allows a few bucks for a surf trip for the master, so be it.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\twell stated, Pat - that pretty much sums it up in a nutshell"], ["103173", "2976", "Amazing!!", 49, "Dawnpatrol", "Sep 9, 2016", "2016-09-09T19:44:51-0400", "^+1  Exactly!"], ["103174", "2976", "Amazing!!", 50, "FryedGuy", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T20:17:38-0400", "This Honda iQ2000 generator looks bitchin, I'm not into the Chevys either, new rifle scope... great idea add tracker, my favorite one yet... the yoga chick posing for Tiger balm."], ["103175", "2976", "Amazing!!", 51, "FryedGuy", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T20:25:36-0400", "I frequently enjoy these at $5 a piece..."], ["103176", "2976", "Amazing!!", 52, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T20:46:11-0400", "ya'll are praising an internet person named \"longboardmaster\" for pushing advertisements on you.\n\n\n\njust saying."], ["103180", "2976", "Amazing!!", 53, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T22:01:51-0400", "i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103181", "2976", "Amazing!!", 54, "Surfertom", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T22:34:23-0400", "This is not a problem. If it is a problem for you, you are a lucky soul."], ["103183", "2976", "Amazing!!", 55, "kiwi", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-09T23:54:49-0400", "A Lambo with roof racks is the shizz."], ["103184", "2976", "Amazing!!", 56, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T00:38:34-0400", "Surfertom\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            This is not a problem. If it is a problem for you, you are a lucky soul.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ncomplacency Must be a luxury Eric."], ["103185", "2976", "Amazing!!", 57, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T00:40:32-0400", "kiwi\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            A Lambo with roof racks is the shizz.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWord!!!!"], ["103199", "2976", "Amazing!!", 58, "Guest", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T05:15:53-0400", "The Lamborghini ad is the last straw.  Italian trash.   -charlie sheen...no man's land"], ["103201", "2976", "Amazing!!", 59, "NJ Longboarder", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T05:33:04-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAren't the ads targeted to the user? Maybe after you searched for women's board shorts they just assumed a lambo was next.  Makes sense I guess."], ["103205", "2976", "Amazing!!", 60, "Guest", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T05:48:31-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAren't the ads targeted to the user? Maybe after you searched for women's board shorts they just assumed a lambo was next.  Makes sense I guess.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nEffin awesome dude!   hahahaha"], ["103213", "2976", "Amazing!!", 61, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T06:48:19-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n Aren't the ads targeted to the user? Maybe after you searched for women's board shorts they just assumed a lambo was next.  Makes sense I guess.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIf the adds were targeted to the user based on their prior searches it'd be posting ads of parachutes (been searching about the people that jumped from the World Trade Center) and catapults (been working on an idea for a math project).  But hey! Girl board shorts, that's the best crack at me you got?"], ["103214", "2976", "Amazing!!", 62, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T06:52:25-0400", "I think the algorithm has something to do with what we type on this site.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLook! There is a comic con coming to long beach!!! Now if there was a convention for Internet ailurophiles going to Florida, our jamboards family would be just peachy!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103215", "2976", "Amazing!!", 63, "NJ Longboarder", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T06:52:27-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAren't the ads targeted to the user? Maybe after you searched for women's board shorts they just assumed a lambo was next.  Makes sense I guess.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIf the adds were targeted to the user based on their prior searches it'd be posting ads of parachutes (been searching about the people that jumped from the World Trade Center) and catapults (been working on an idea for a math project).  But hey!! Girl board shorts, that's the best crack at me you got?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nCmon.  You know that was a funny.  \n\n\n\nHugs and kisses \n\n\n\nI'm decent at the maths if you need some help"], ["103216", "2976", "Amazing!!", 64, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T07:00:44-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            i'm not in the market for a lambo.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tAren't the ads targeted to the user? Maybe after you searched for women's board shorts they just assumed a lambo was next.  Makes sense I guess.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIf the adds were targeted to the user based on their prior searches it'd be posting ads of parachutes (been searching about the people that jumped from the World Trade Center) and catapults (been working on an idea for a math project).  But hey!! Girl board shorts, that's the best crack at me you got?\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nCmon.  You know that was a funny.  \n\n\n\nHugs and kisses \n\n\n\nI'm decent at the maths if you need some help\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nOk, provide me the necessary equation to predict the height and distance from the projectile device of a projectile at any point in time . This equation needs to have as its independent variables theta (the angle that the projectile is projected) and the initial velocity. I intend to get the values of the independent variable through observation.also this equation needs to be capable of being derived by a 9-12 year old of moderate reasoning skill. A back ground in algebra is assumed. However, no calculus. No derivatives. In other words, whatever you provide , it needs to be presentable to a student with no maths beyond basic algebra.\n\n\n\nI'd love to see what you come up with. See if my maths are on the right track. Post here, that'd be great!"], ["103217", "2976", "Amazing!!", 65, "dogleg", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T07:10:27-0400", "That would explain the mail order brides and meet hot singles ads.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nForever alone."], ["103219", "2976", "Amazing!!", 66, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T07:22:15-0400", "."], ["103221", "2976", "Amazing!!", 67, "Guest", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T08:11:31-0400", "Maths is what I love too. Led to programming and nerding out.   But this isn't a Math forum."], ["103222", "2976", "Amazing!!", 68, "NJ Longboarder", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T08:33:30-0400", "Will have to check when I have pen and paper but I would assume it would be a combo of energy and momentum equations.  Could break them out separate for x and y axis for global position.  Of course you would have to neglect friction loses.  I thick an actual tragectory equation would be higher maths\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n I deal mostly with statics.  If something I did moves dynamically towards the ground I failed."], ["103223", "2976", "Amazing!!", 69, "NJ Longboarder", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T08:37:31-0400", "Wiki has it. Tried to paste here but doesn't format. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajectory"], ["103229", "2976", "Amazing!!", 70, "Veterano", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T09:50:46-0400", "OrangeDog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Maths is what I love too. Led to programming and nerding out.   But this isn't a Math forum.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103230", "2976", "Amazing!!", 71, "Guest", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T10:10:17-0400", "Tin foil hat bro.  Going to Artificial Intelligence Forum In Atlanta in a few weeks.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou should join if you want to nerd out."], ["103232", "2976", "Amazing!!", 72, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T10:38:21-0400", "OrangeDog\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Tin foil hat bro.  Going to Artificial Intelligence Forum In Atlanta in a few weeks.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou should join if you want to nerd out.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI did a year at the Colorado School of Mines graduate program back in '95. Studied AI and robotics.  This book is amazing. Especially the Bayesian stuff.\n\n\n\nDropped out though. Moved to Santa Barbara and started surfing th points and studying theoretical math. Hyped on that decision.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103234", "2976", "Amazing!!", 73, "SeniorGrom", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T10:52:03-0400", "You know what they say about the 'angle of the dangle'."], ["103237", "2976", "Amazing!!", 74, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T11:46:58-0400", "SeniorGrom\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            You know what they say about the 'angle of the dangle'.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nno. please, do tell."], ["103238", "2976", "Amazing!!", 75, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T11:51:30-0400", "NJ Longboarder\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Wiki has it. Tried to paste here but doesn't format.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trajectory\n\n\n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nThis link was already clicked on during my search that was a rebutle to the girl board shorts crack.... So...thanks?"], ["103239", "2976", "Amazing!!", 76, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:33:53-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            .\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nBeing an obvious fan of the ol' \"mathematica\", friend...educate us all on the reasons behind the shape of the number 4.\n\n\n\nJust curious.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAesthetically, it's critical.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAs an artist--understanding 3 & 5 is paramount to you answering this correctly.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Hint...the answer has nothing to do with verticals.)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf you falter in this, Michael...I WILL call you on it. Hard.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShut down your Google & your redundant 4-syllable adjectives--and show us all your true mathematical prowess.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEven science bows to beauty. Isn't that funny?"], ["103240", "2976", "Amazing!!", 77, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:34:24-0400", "I don't need a hip replacement and I haven't been searching about them on the internet search engines. Prior to this post , I haven't even typed about hip replacement. Hmmm.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAttached files \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nImage processing. Refresh page to view"], ["103241", "2976", "Amazing!!", 78, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:36:20-0400", "(Cats shouldn't know the answer...we're the epitome of simpletons--seeking solace in tuna, stuffed mice & rogue strands of yarn.......odd--because we do. You can thank Escher & Polya.)\n\n\n\nBut I'll wait."], ["103242", "2976", "Amazing!!", 79, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:37:56-0400", "Hint:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe shape of the number 4 actually deals directly with surfing.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPretty great hint. Go."], ["103243", "2976", "Amazing!!", 80, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:40:08-0400", "We're waiting.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOur popcorn is getting chewy & stale, jester."], ["103244", "2976", "Amazing!!", 81, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T12:44:47-0400", "Internet cut n paste won't help the numerical masters here.\n\n\n\nPlease....give us a half-hearted underhand lob?"], ["103245", "2976", "Amazing!!", 82, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:03:37-0400", "It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff."], ["103246", "2976", "Amazing!!", 83, "sightpoint", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:09:59-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I think the algorithm has something to do with what we type on this site.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tBeer\n\n\n\nBurrito\n\n\n\nBikini"], ["103247", "2976", "Amazing!!", 84, "SeniorGrom", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:10:34-0400", "Directly proportional to the heat of the meat"], ["103248", "2976", "Amazing!!", 85, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:12:51-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMy apologies  ailuromaniac. I have never been indoctrinated into the trivial information for which you request."], ["103249", "2976", "Amazing!!", 86, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:14:15-0400", "SeniorGrom\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            Directly proportional to the heat of the meat\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nWorst case scenario!!!!!"], ["103250", "2976", "Amazing!!", 87, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:16:03-0400", "sightpoint\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nmiscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            I think the algorithm has something to do with what we type on this site.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tBeer\n\n\n\nBurrito\n\n\n\nBikini\n\n\n\nBowls (a frames)\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nI fixed it t for you."], ["103251", "2976", "Amazing!!", 88, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:17:16-0400", "miscreant\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nMy apologies  ailuromaniac. I have never been indoctrinated into the trivial information for which you request.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n...this is basic stuff for a numbers fella, M."], ["103252", "2976", "Amazing!!", 89, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:18:06-0400", "..incredibly basic.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou know this.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTell us."], ["103253", "2976", "Amazing!!", 90, "Croweater", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:18:35-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ngive it up mate. Too much time on your hands."], ["103254", "2976", "Amazing!!", 91, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:18:52-0400", "We'll wait."], ["103255", "2976", "Amazing!!", 92, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:19:32-0400", "Croweater\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ngive it up mate. Too much time on your hands.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nIf he knew...he'd sling it in a heartbeat."], ["103256", "2976", "Amazing!!", 93, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:20:33-0400", "As a teacher...hell..he'd BETTER know.."], ["103257", "2976", "Amazing!!", 94, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:21:24-0400", "Tell us, Michael."], ["103258", "2976", "Amazing!!", 95, "applekat", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:22:54-0400", "Croweater\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ngive it up mate. Too much time on your hands.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\t(Wait for it...watch what happens....bear with, Crow.)"], ["103260", "2976", "Amazing!!", 96, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:32:46-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCroweater\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            It's not like anyone is asking for divisions with remainders.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThis is basic stuff.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\ngive it up mate. Too much time on your hands.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\t(Wait for it...watch what happens....bear with, Crow.)\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nSorry fellas I don't know.  I don't care about the answer. And... The worst part... I just lost my ego bag. I guess I won't be going on this ego trip.\n\n\n\nNjlongboarder, you want in on this?"], ["103261", "2976", "Amazing!!", 97, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:35:20-0400", "Ailuromaniac , why no memes with this baiting? Getting lazy?"], ["103265", "2976", "Amazing!!", 98, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:40:37-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As a teacher...hell..he'd BETTER know..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nDang, I must be horrible."], ["103266", "2976", "Amazing!!", 99, "sightpoint", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:54:33-0400", "applekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As a teacher...hell..he'd BETTER know..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThis is akin to parents coming to teacher conferences with some obscure science trivia and trying to involve me in a conversation about it to somehow relate to me.  There are bigger fish to fry."], ["103267", "2976", "Amazing!!", 100, "miscreant", "Sep 10, 2016", "2016-09-10T13:58:09-0400", "sightpoint\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\napplekat\n wrote: \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n            As a teacher...hell..he'd BETTER know..\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\n\tThis is akin to parents coming to teacher conferences with some obscure science trivia and trying to involve me in a conversation about it to somehow relate to me.  There are bigger fish to fry.\n        \n\n\nClick to expand...\n\n\n\n\nBro, you just earned a lifetime of cat memes from an ailuromaniac"]], "truncated": false, "filtered_table_rows_count": 194, "expanded_columns": [], "expandable_columns": [[{"column": "thread_id", "other_table": "threads", "other_column": "thread_id"}, null]], "columns": ["post_id", "thread_id", "thread_title", "post_number", "author_username", "post_date", "post_date_iso", "post_body"], "primary_keys": ["post_id"], "units": {}, "query": {"sql": "select post_id, thread_id, thread_title, post_number, author_username, post_date, post_date_iso, post_body from posts where \"thread_id\" = :p0 order by post_id limit 101", "params": {"p0": "2976"}}, "facet_results": {}, "suggested_facets": [{"name": "post_date", "toggle_url": "http://surf-archive.org/surfing/posts.json?thread_id=2976&_facet=post_date"}], "next": "103267", "next_url": "http://surf-archive.org/surfing/posts.json?thread_id=2976&_next=103267", "private": false, "allow_execute_sql": true, "query_ms": 7.06192300094699, "license": "Public Domain"}